Eviction Exhibition [re_configure / trans_late]

 

All Images: Knightsbridge, London, December 2025

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This typically upscale residential neighbourhood attracts families from all over the world. I had never heard of it before, and the area was completely unfamiliar to me. Daytime admission is inexpensive and affordable for everyone. In fact, many people come to visit the exhibition - often more than once. Unfortunately, the exhibition space is incredibly chaotic. Some tenants are making long journeys on their days off to visit, which can cause serious problems - leading to lost rent [potentially threatening landlords' livelihoods]. The plates remind me of children's birthday parties, and the cups are cheap and ugly. Investors who bought rental properties in the area this year have earned an average gross return of 5.5%, as tenants come in person to inquire about issues that would normally be resolved over the phone. [A good way to force them to move out is to issue an eviction notice.] There's a ‘number machine’ that can calculate huge sums of money, and a rather unusual umbrella being used as a weapon. Call centre staff are reportedly now answering calls and witnessing the chaos first hand. It might sound exaggerated, but I can assure you - it's true.

The building's facade and courtyard are simply stunning, but unfortunately, due to the weather, the city council couldn't fully appreciate their magnificence. However, the delegation was able to install massive columns and crosses in several other houses. To prevent further deterioration, the council announced it would commission an artist to create a sculpture [a plaster replica] of the facade, during the ‘isolation, stabilisation, digitisation, and recording’ phase. I had a simple question about their new museum, so I contacted them via email and was told that, before making any decisions, the Finance Director would be consulted according to Article 151 [it was truly shocking to see their extravagant lifestyle at the time]. Other countries were also invited to showcase their innovations and accordingly, the floors were closed earlier than usual. Don’t mention that, If your investment property has a mortgage, you'll be in arrears on payments. Despite having 100,000 items for sale, ranging from steam engines and giant machines to cutting-edge scientific instruments and ingenious technological innovations, this was still the case here. Countless lavish exhibits were intended to impress, but ultimately, they were disappointing. 

I resent the emails. Payment deadlines are worrying, and you have to constantly watch out for annoying visitors who will look around and bother others to get the ‘perfect photo’. Inspecting everything would probably take a whole day. Subletting is a pressing issue and, in fact, we don't have £108 million and need to raise that money first. I suggest starting with a thorough investigation, focusing on antiques [such as silk, porcelain, textiles, precious Chinese ivory, Cossack armour, and Russian malachite ceramics], and then seeing what else can be done. The house repair and homelessness assistance team noticed a decrease in calls for help, and pessimism quickly turned to enthusiasm after someone explained the concept of self-financing to the management. All the hydraulic presses were scheduled to be operational before summer, so I called to inquire, and they confirmed they had received and would reply to my communication. I still haven't received any response.

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Season's Greetings 2025

 

All Images: Central Leicester, December 2025

Merry Christmas to one and all.

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The City Obscures Itself [re_configure / trans_fer]

All Images: Central & West Leicester, December 2025

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Significant Yellow Item: #2025.YO18 [Re_Configure]

All Images: Central Bristol, August 2025

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Fluorescent-coloured objects are seen three times earlier than objects coloured with conventional pigments due to the fluorescent light given off, but now I am so disappointed. To be honest, there is nothing nice about cold, clinical looking lighting, and patience is vital when navigating cone-filled environments. There is a risk that pedestrians might enter the working space. This could happen if they trip and fall into the working space, because they make a mistake and take the wrong route, or because they deliberately enter the HTML and CSS code. This could be a huge backwards step [there’s been an apocalypse but there's no zombies - just hillbillies whose kids look a lot like their sister, if you get my drift]. The panel will separate out legitimate decisions to protect people from real risks just before the last flight of stairs… Argh! Ow! Ouch!… I mean, seriously, OUCH!!

This is a great opportunity for the public to stand with us against the jobsworths and cynics, the ill-informed, and those looking to make a swift decision on a perceived problem with the minimum of fuss. Not all traffic cones are created equal, so walk with caution, being mindful of your surroundings. If, through monitoring visits [or in any other way], you find that barriers are being tampered with and separated - then you must take additional measures to secure them. We do not oppose the use of clamps or ties that require a tool for removal. The lowest possible energy system, known as the ground state, is always favoured and so the system exists primarily in this state. There are lots of things to see and admire. You can charge your phone on the solar tree and look around, but sadly, no-one seems to have sorted out the leaks, so from time to time the odd lovely feature is turned off. Because of this, you really must avoid harsh chemicals that could degrade the material [Formaldehyde is now known to have carcinogenic effects]. In some industries formulators are looking to safely complete their tasks before proceeding through the area.

Due to the consistency of the certain energy levels of a molecule, most of the fluorescence-emitted light will be of the same wavelength each time. This helps maintain coordination and prevents accidents caused by miscommunication, but you will get an instant migraine. At the extreme end, the knock-on effect could be that we end up with policy-makers, business leaders and employees who do not appreciate that high-quality PVC or rubber with UV-resistant properties are the ideal. Stay alert for any unexpected changes or obstructions as the clever tracking gadget for satellites no longer works. Wind force should be calculated in accordance with the hexadecimal code [which can be achieved through the use of ballast or cross-bracing, if necessary]. Understand the importance of delineating boundaries and providing clear cues to ensure the safety of everyone involved [the ones relevant here are vibrational relaxation, internal conversion and, of course, fluorescence]. Having the panel find against a decision-maker will encourage them to reverse bad decisions [such as forbidding pancake races, banning fans from throwing underwear or preventing toppings from being poured onto ice cream]. In the summer I think children use the area as a paddling pool to splash around in, so just don't go there… really, just don't go there!

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'The Basin': The Emergency [Draft 1.0]

 

All Images: Bristol Floating Harbour, February 2023 - August 2025

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Helicopter downdraft suddenly whips the surface - called-in from a remote control centre. The air rattles as gaudy vehicles rapidly assemble [The unit should be brightly coloured and response times are a critical factor]. Concrete is electrified in blue. The routines must be enacted according to each specific risk-assessment and there are also electronic systems available to help speed up and automatically record audit information. According to protocol, the immediate environment is surveyed for hazards and all control measures implemented. 5G technology has been placed around the water at specific ‘trigger’ entry points. It’s obvious something sinister is going on!

All rescue equipment should perform with low latency if deployed correctly. It may also be doughnut shaped. Inflatables are launched and key personnel take up a watching brief at decision points in pathways. Static crackles over radios and shouts are diced by the rotors. With all agencies represented, smart connectivity can make an immediate and positive impact on people’s lives, but sadly, we've turned peoples' deaths into memes over here, instead of sending a message. The line must be able to float, be highly visible and have a maximum length of 25m plus any expected maximum drop. It should also have little or no memory [a full version can be found at the back of the manual to photocopy and laminate].

There is a LOT of water, and is both hazardous and potentially toxic [short-term E-Coli levels in water can be caused by storm water runoff, which can carry with it animal faecal matter]. Metallic waves reveal nothing - but what lies beneath? volunteers have recovered a motorbike, novelty Christmas clothing, bikes, and an inflatable sex doll amongst other things. Extreme temperatures may freeze all good intentions, and probably give you cold water shock. That can cause you to gasp for breath, inhale water or panic, and can lead to drowning. Once unearthed or disconnected, we are easily lost at sea. Hidden currents can make it difficult to swim back to shore, even for the strongest swimmers. Stretch out your arms and legs. Lie back in the water.

The Basin collects lives as well as time. Complete drainage is of course possible, and the ROV is fitted with advanced sonar technology - enabling it to pinpoint individuals in reduced visibility. The methodology utilised provides a novel, useful, and relatively economical tool for future monitoring, but the service has not purchased the ROV and bodies may still drift far from understanding [all are subject to the daily flushings]. One of many reviews has been from a tidal expert, who recommended additional areas we could search further up.

That search goes on to no avail. Definitive tragedy is suspended. Localised mystery blurs into folklore and online theory. So-called psychics have climbed on board offering nothing beyond crackpot suggestions which merely muddy the already muddy waters. The investigation is subject to complaint, but our drone unit has been deployed 16 times during the searches carried out to date. Furthermore, each report is carefully assessed and triaged by detectives from our investigation team. We have detected the obscure impression of a lone CCTV wanderer, intoxicated and entrapped by the system in the early hours. He passes  from one camera to another, struggling for focus. Momentarily, he gathers a little resolution, but is mostly a phantom trudging through static, snow and pixels. This footage is grainy and taken from a distance, however due to the timing, the location and the family’s views, we accept the new hypothesis. Zoom-in, push the image, study it once more.

The system becomes a maze after dark. It’s very dark, and when it is dark, it’s pitch black. In my mind, down there is a very unsavoury area [specifically, the second poorly-lit bridge area]. Few pass, fewer still lurk in the darkest wedges [motives are best left alone there]. The last call was truncated and the phone subsequently stifled, but we have carried out enquiries regarding the AirTag. Sadly, there is no data for this, due to there being no connection to a named personal account. A taxi out, then? - or some other, more dangerous ride? [there is ‘no evidence’ suggesting a serial killer is at loose, but 28 deaths remain unexplained]. Family members retrace the route with torches. As you go around this corner, it’s really not pleasant, but without love, where would we be right now? Circle the perimeter, cross the bridges, then spiral back down [he must have just thought, "How the hell am I going to get out of here?"]. A young man’s cloned face haunts the Basin, gazing across from multiple vantage points. The surface remains impassive. We wish for a happy ending, or at worst - a probability scale to make a proportionate judgement.

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