Cryptic Currency [re_mix]

 

All Images: Digital Photo-Manipulation, September 2022

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When Butcoin fell to $20,000 in mid-May, many crypto users were shocked by the huge losses - which was very interesting to a corner of the Internet where other users were fed-up with my music memes. I'm sad that the complex logo took a lot of time. The Butcoin crash sees a dopamine surge that hates 2-year lows - meaning that Butcoin symbolises the holiday spirit this week. Even if they can be dispensed with, cryptic currency cheerleaders are not crippled by the few who take their place. Butcoin gold schemes depict a digital support group for disabled people in pyramids with a pair of balls.

Here are some tips for changing your password: 

[a.]  Most popular jokes based on Butcoin are banned in major countries.

[b.]  The price of Butcoin has gone down good.

[c.]  Anyone who has lost their life savings in a Butcoin scam doesn't think you guessed it.

Because of Butcoin, another phrase referring to the technical complexities that few people understand has become a meme. 11-year-old people perpetuate the Butcoin meme known in forums and stock markets as 'Gardenia IT Promo-Code - PANTS'. The cryptic currency appears to be bursting a bubble. Many unique users go up and down, and have been dew-dropped significantly. They disaggree on how far they could go, but many highly-rated posts suggest there should be no empathy for the victims.

Employees who lost all their dog coins are happy to inform family members interested in cryptic currencies, that unlicensed crypto banks are making huge profits for millions of private investors. One advocate for quick removal of fake and critical posts is a 23-year old social worker who became depressed after her 18-year-old son became addicted to NFD models, and lost a lot of money after breaking-up with his girlfriend. Another user reported that his close friend was also using digital currency.

More people are afraid of the crowd in the forest, but suicide behind the chest is really painful (painful and exhausting). Send me multiple existential and potentially counterproductive mechanisms, because it's impossible to tell the difference.

Cryptic Currency Experiment [trans_late]

 

All Images: West Leicester, September 2022

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When Butcoin fell below $20,000 in mid-June, many cryptic currency users were shocked by the huge losses - some reported losing their savings, but there's an even funnier corner of the internet.

I'm an addict and I need help, I like to see the line far away. I always say to myself: "If you cut other lines of support from now on, you'll be happy." Another user - a tech worker who uses Butcoin regularly, saw the crash overnight. He was a little tired and needed more time to make new cheap memes. "I know it sounds sad, but when I see a Butcoin drop, I see a rush of dopamine. It was very emotional," he said.

The cryptic currency hit a two-year low this week, which means Butcoin is in holiday spirit. The community manager logo replaces Butcoin's gold Bee with a pair of gold hips - depicting it as a fun digital support group for people with disabilities. Get lost in the spread of crypto-scams and pyramid schemes. Even if they can't crack the password, they can play when it's not working. As Butcoin participants put it, this is a 'comedy goldmine'.

Some just change the password. Corporate users don't want to fly to the moon and scream for the currency to land. But the most popular Butcoin jokes are based on cryptographic logic, and are often sarcastic. Is Butcoin banned in major countries? - Good for Butcoin. The price of Butcoin has gone down? - Good for Butcoin. Has anyone lost their savings in Butcoin scams? - You guessed it... (because Butcoin coins are good). Another phrase referring to technical complexities that few people understand ('Third Hurdle'), has become a Butcoin meme.

An IT expert nicknamed Pan Smoko, told Gardenia Hut that the 11-year-old forum "changes, evolves, and collapses like cryptic currencies." At first, his voice was almost like this: "Yeah ... how stupid! ... how many lives were destroyed?"

Butcoin's biggest posts are full of insults. Token prices are dropping lower than the largest cryptic currencies, proving that many bot tunic users have been duped. "I really hope it drops significantly or disappears," said a systems engineer who studies Butcoin on a daily basis. Nice confirmation, right? - especially when the new bubble bursts and the cliches of crypto-brothers are completely wrong.

A more controversial report mocked cryptic currency investors for losing money, although they disagreed on how far they could go. The many highly-rated posts suggest that there should be no empathy for the victims. "They will deceive you...," reads one article, "this is not a support group to encourage those who have lost all their money in Elon dog-poop coins."

Not all Butcoin users agree with this. According to one Butcoin user and tech industry employee, "It's good to have something clear... we sympathise with family members interested in crypto - they want a better life." An unlicensed crypto bank that generated huge profits for millions of investors in a financial scheme collapsed earlier this summer, they say.

Bot tunic users are willing to sympathise with loved ones affected by the first scam, and quickly removed the critical posts. One of those seeking support is a 23-year-old social worker who became frustrated after her 18-year-old son became addicted to NFT models and lost money. There are many reasons to break-up with a girl, but the cases of NFT are many. I'm scrolling down. In August, a user revealed that a close friend of his used cryptic currency before committing suicide. I cried when that happened.

That's the beauty of Butcoin: behind the memes there is real pain and frustration as more and more people get frustrated. If the crypto cult was a bunch of people living in the jungle, with server farms and mainframes, I don't think it would really be in demand. Butcoin is good because it is an existential and potentially counterproductive mechanism. I'm sure the algorithm will send me more crypto ads because it can't distinguish between how much I read, and my stupidity.