Tuesday 20 December 2016

Couched 1



Belgrave, Leicester, December 2016


It looks like plants yield a good number of tubers.  Trials have found there’s going to be a gas explosion at Maria’s flat when little Liam switches on a gas ring while his hungover Mum is asleep on the sofa.  This variety is suitable for a range of uses including crisping, french fries as well as table use.  But the only thing going ‘boom’ is Maria’s heart, when Aidan calls round shortly afterwards and declares his love.  Tubers have some resistance to bruising and splitting.




Maria is rescued by Kirk, who tears a strip off Adam for plying his sister with drink – she and the Scot had spent the night together.  Plants have high vigour and suppress weeds efficiently.  Adam then makes a disparaging remark about the hairdresser, and Aidan clocks him.  Maria’s  touched that he defended her honour and takes him back to her place, where tubers show long dormancy in ambient store.  He admits skin spot, silver scurf, black dot and his true feelings.




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