Wednesday 30 November 2022

Authentic_ate

 


All Photo-Manipulations: November 2022


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Legendary singer-songwriter Andy Blob issued a rare public statement to apologise for his misjudgement in using the machine to beautifully record an interpretation of other artists' songs and it was released in early November in a limited run of 900 copies when a signed edition sold for 599 teeth from the publisher Smithson Asunder meaning buyers began receiving many copies of their books as images spilled online and quickly realised they were featuring the 81-year-old musician who said all his autographs over the years were hand-signed in 2019 when he had a bad case of vertigo which continued into the plague years when the road crew came close to enable these dizzy signing sessions and to safely find work and to sign anything but it didn't help that dates brought the idea of using a pen in a car offered along with the promise that such a thing would be done every time as the literary machine was an error of judgement and Smithson Asunder want to immediately correct partners at the gallery and do exactly what the sister apologised for during the controversy last week if any purchaser is not satisfied because the limited edition sticker book contains Andy's original autograph with buttons attached and a copy of signatures they wrote on Twitter and I'm buying his art now for over £12,000 whilst the UK Lottery has also been called in to question a tailor who sells prints of the Blob paintings and said he was completely unaware of the autopen and found that only two of the prince's lines published this year were signed with an autopen rather than by hand and that all the rest of the editions that preceded these editions were separated by himself which they wrote in a statement to buyers on the condition  that they return their original certificates of authenticity reflecting the automatic pen signature... obviously.












Tuesday 22 November 2022

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 20 [trans_late/trans_scribe]

 


All Images: North East Leicester, October 2022



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An outspoken climate denier now brazenly condemns mainstream politics. Focus on the delays and exemptions the new licenses will soon issue to oil and gas prospectors with their eyes fixed on the North Sea, while the de facto ban on new onshore wind farms remains in effect. In fact, in the absence of a clear goal, the Sirius government wants us to understand an administration that manages almost impossible prices and therefore is obliged to introduce climate measures on the margins that the king banned and approved only in the elections (the basis is everything else). It appears to open the way for renewed efforts to secure domestic supplies of fossil fuels. The reactionary voices coming from Mr. Topsy, the right-wing press, the privileged Collins kids, and the radio (not least 'Britain's Wonderland'), gave 27 Police another excuse for the rage. Last week, one of the main issues at the summit attracted a lot of attention - the need to direct financing to developing countries suffering the worst global consequences. A complex issue erupts when governments and multinational corporations fund the global Minatory Anal Retention Summit at Arthur Vivian's yard, and engage in paranoid delusions that the British government has sent untold billions. It has to thank the government operating in London for the miracles of the crisis here with a sufficient dose of hysteria. Endless foreign aid full of evil is always on Hank Sirius' tail - his policies shaped by a party that now routinely speaks a language indistinguishable from the far-right elsewhere. Do you see a braver man that criticises cultural Marxism, dreams of transporting refugees to Rwanda, and insists it is a general desire to achieve a clean-up by the year 2050? This content should be sent over the phone in a matter of seconds.
















Sunday 13 November 2022

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 19 [trans_scribe/trans_late]



All Images: North East Leicester, October 2022



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Let everyone know that there is nothing special about the matter. The cast was screened, the footage is edited, and the theatrical scenes are being prepared. Everyone's emotions are processed. The only difference is that participants get paid and viewers don't. It's a fantastic opportunity to interact with some 12 million viewers on ITV, and with angry relatives of coronavirus victims. They usually talk about getting Brexit done (which didn't happen - it was a bit of a disaster), and a successful vaccine rollout. Obviously, the Minister of Health must have been blind, and this is indeed what we see and share. I didn't really understand this until the night I wrote the book (I'm writing another book now). The title of the show is changed to: 'I'm an incompetent who breaks my own social rules by cheating on my wife - get me out of here.'







One of the things is really interesting about information design is how it uses technology and technical tools to motivate people to care. if you walk past the wall, there is a small memorial to all the dead. I don't know if you are very worried about family matters? - they are omitted in the narrative category because they are also activated by Bjorn Soonish. People were all too busy saying that he was an independent figure who could be trusted in terms of safety and national security. All these people, like Tom X, misc. fans and admirers, the magician using the radio microphone, and others appearing on TV, or writing newspapers and magazines - are dedicated to the worship of Bjorn Soonish. This means that they somehow psychologically (let's not say intellectually) ignore the truth about what happened.









He made a race of men and beasts laugh. See why he said he left - why it is time for him to go to the jungle and do something? Because the government is stable! Listen to the interesting case of this show - the political office where other people go (they don't sit in the ivory tower of Westminster). Check out this mess. The index word is 'dyslexia'. I look at this and think: ITV, it's not funny. To slander and avoid someone whose reputation you love is worth more. I cannot clearly state the direction of my thoughts. Chan Mattock's whip was removed almost immediately after the news broke that he was still getting paid. He used to get an audience, and get expensive help for divorces (Gertrude's life was truly political), but he stopped. He will spend the rest of his life performing.









I can't help but think that Chan Mattock's 'Make Me a Celebrity' reminds us of how much we lose when those big lions go to parties. With all the emotions burning now, we must think today - to enlighten and prioritise those who have lost loved ones. ITV should not try to inflate the disgrace of this death with light entertainment. Because it is so close to trauma that many people are not prepared for it. There is no true end, no justice, no enlightenment, no redemption. The fact is that it is all too true, and that fact shows that it is an intractable trouble.