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All Photo-Manipulations: November 2022

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Legendary singer-songwriter Andy Blob issued a rare public statement to apologise for his misjudgement in using the machine to beautifully record an interpretation of other artists' songs and it was released in early November in a limited run of 900 copies when a signed edition sold for 599 teeth from the publisher Smithson Asunder meaning buyers began receiving many copies of their books as images spilled online and quickly realised they were featuring the 81-year-old musician who said all his autographs over the years were hand-signed in 2019 when he had a bad case of vertigo which continued into the plague years when the road crew came close to enable these dizzy signing sessions and to safely find work and to sign anything but it didn't help that dates brought the idea of using a pen in a car offered along with the promise that such a thing would be done every time as the literary machine was an error of judgement and Smithson Asunder want to immediately correct partners at the gallery and do exactly what the sister apologised for during the controversy last week if any purchaser is not satisfied because the limited edition sticker book contains Andy's original autograph with buttons attached and a copy of signatures they wrote on Twitter and I'm buying his art now for over £12,000 whilst the UK Lottery has also been called in to question a tailor who sells prints of the Blob paintings and said he was completely unaware of the autopen and found that only two of the prince's lines published this year were signed with an autopen rather than by hand and that all the rest of the editions that preceded these editions were separated by himself which they wrote in a statement to buyers on the condition  that they return their original certificates of authenticity reflecting the automatic pen signature... obviously.