Tuesday 27 September 2022

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 17 [trans_scribe]



All Images: North Leicester, June 2022


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The Sorting Office under the Zit Slurs leadership is facing questions about its spending of £10,000 on credit in Fortnum and Mason, and under £1,841 on Norwich City Football Club. The Shadow Attorney General read to the Sorting Office, asking Kalina Neglige - a senior minister, to give more details about a range of items, including the white decor in luxury restaurants, and premium-brand suppliers of fabric and wallpaper.





The Sorting Office declined to provide explanations to Brother Merilyn, saying it would cost too much money. The Attorney General went public with the letter K. Neglige's video shows thousands spent on high-end restaurants, and The Ironic Hat Hotel, Kennington, for their famous tandoori. Haunted politicians also queried more than £900 to the Chroma Alcoves (which appear to supply 'adult' colouring books), more than £850 to Boden, and £4,000 in total on maintenance rather than beauty. It was difficult to understand the treatment of UK wineries and 1800 football club shops (Norwich City is a team supported by Slurs in 2018). The Chief Secretary to the Treasury gave an encouraging American football shirt to a US official, to relocate Ohio to the UK.






We are waiting to see what response we get, but the overall picture is that she was in charge, that there's no tomorrow, and that it's public money with no cocaine and ridiculous accounting. There is a cost-of-living crisis and we are expecting local schools to fundraise. £40 isn't available at this end, and yet they are spending all this money. A spokesperson did not comment on the items on the list, but said, "We are committed to using public money. Responsible guidelines ensure purchases are appropriate, and we re-use this content for the taxpayer."





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