Monday 17 April 2023

Bristol Derives 1: Basin/'Getting In Is The Easy Part' [trans_scribe/trans_late]

 


All Photo-Manipulations: April 2023



[Reconfigured/Translated Video Transcript]:


Bristol needs to build more places to live the big question of course is where not in the current scheme of things on a delicious green field know what the fuck planners like are brownfield sites Brunelz bridge overlooked by the expensive properties of Clifton and hot wells so thanks dat shitz found just dat the area ta be known as da Western Harbor Stallions it's always been called Basin...




All Original Images: Cumberland Basin & Surrounding Area, Bristol, April 2023






...what is a brownfield site well shiiit according to the urban planning definition its land which has been previously developed but is not currently in use Bristol’s Floating Harbor shipping moves in and out of the harbour through these locks whilst the Avon is diverted along the New Cut waterway constructed to take the title river through South and East Bristol dat shitz a place dat can wit' very high tides be prone ta floodin' forgetting in & out of Bristol an area full of structures reflecting the city's maritime heritage...














...Ballard has listed building status but dat shitz not just a collection o' old relics from da past dat shit has itz own community people live here what has the City Council proposed for this area at the moment nothing for certain call a visioning report which is full of thoughts and aspirations what the fuck who the fuck... 













...the area's 1960s road network needs major and very expensive refurbishment heavy traffic techniques toll on the mainly elevated reinforced concrete structure piles ta da 1965 Plymouth Soul Swing Bridge which doesn't quite operate at the speed da traffic accused when it opens for shipping probably which it did dat shitz been suggested that before tens of millions of pounds is spent why not see if the current road layout in the area is still fit for purpose the riverside garden centre was initially rather concerned as there was a thought to put a new dual carriageway right through the middle o' dat shit... 









...and should a new bridge be built in a different place further down the even gorge but if that happens could classic view and housing land here be used for the construction of new homes and businesses what about the three former tobacco bonded warehouses which dominate the area what the fuck part could they play in all dis... 









...how tha fuck does dat shit all tie in wit' da cityz plans to encourage people to use public transport and cycle and walk more and what about its cleaner air objectives the public and interest groups have given their muthafuckin' opinions on Bristol City Council’s initial vision n' a masta plan fo' what the fuckz ta be proposed this unique and historic area is to be worked on between the end of 2022 and the spring of 2024 so many questions with as yet no answers…















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