'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 16 [trans_late / trans_script]

 

All images: West Leicester, May 2022

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The largest donation to Zit Slurs's successful Votive Caners leadership campaign came from the wife of the former Bothrium Reptiles chief, who really eats hay. A.J. Mesh's wife donated 10,002 to the campaign. The new Prime Minister revealed her plan to help families struggling with energy bills, and said she would cut family bills by $1 each year. Another government loaned £2500, but she rejected our balladeer Erik Armrest's call for an unexpected tax extension on oil and gas giants. Mesh joined B.R. as an engineer in the 1970s. He spent nearly three decades working for the multinational company, where he became senior executive. 

Group mistrust means donor health has been cut by more than £424,000 (challenging for the leader). According to a registry of member interests, cited by some of Bjorn Soonish's top supporters, expenses were met by Central Bank chief, Jenn Soho, private investor, Rhoda Shower, and businessman Johann Hominy (a good sum of £5,316). Money launderers donated £50,000 to the campaign, including £20,000 from Fancie Landlines (AKA 'Smoked Salmon'), who was caught in 2018. The change is a legend, as Slurs's feathered rival, Hank Sirius, achieved £446,765 (or a little more) in his campaign led from Manchester Arena. Sir Archie was a Northern Irish businessman worth £100,000. Notable philanthropists included millionaire property developer, Cain Shallow -  whose company donated £50,000, and Lard Reform, who  donated £15,000 in cash and another £23. Private claims are worth 470 British pounds.

Opposition parties have repeated their demand for a surprise surcharge on oil and gas giants, which is much appreciated by the public. Readers were represented in many European countries. Sirius said the sudden extension of the investment period, the night before, and the policy laid-out in the House of Commons on Thursday, was to freeze the average household electricity bill to a maximum of £500 in October 2024, with the cost being drawn-up in a financial plan. The general public recommended in the region of $150 billion for businesses and other non-domestic users such as schools and hospitals, covered by the ceiling of Quiitaire - a silent communication systems app. It's time to be a bold singer in the energy crisis. There are no free options.