'This S(c)eptic Isle', Notional Pride 21 [trans_late]

All Images: North East Leicester, October 2022

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There is absolutely no finesse in UK self-parody these days (see the so-called Brexit celebration and criticism of this £120 million dead elephant). The entire audience was horrified by the select culture of visitors who were somehow forced not to enjoy what was being shown. Total, you say? Are you saying that public money is horrible? Are you saying something completely different than what was being promised? Even though you've been programming for years, no one knows what you're really talking about? Do you say that those who came should accuse no one but themselves of their error? Meanwhile... I'm crying, the metaphor is slowly creeping into the British consciousness, taking it by the lapels, shaking it like a doll, and banging its head on its nose, shouting: "I'M A CONSTANT TRANSLATION - OK? MAN."

If you were one of the 67 million UK citizens who missed this summer's event (the officially extinct Brexit Festival), the woolly bird had a reason to celebrate 'Creating in the UK', and it's running everywhere. The country has been dry since the spring with a series of events hilariously revealed this week in a very alarming article in the house magazine. Any association with what we once feared as right was actively avoided by various authorities, and in many cases heroically undermined. The national drive did not succeed.

 

Many successful events seem to have run the gamut from wild and poorly executed, to wild and poorly attended. The Brexiteers met before the resignation began. The highlights are too numerous to be fully covered here, but special mention must be made of the dream (and certainly not the waking) content - which comes from some of the hardest working artists.

There was a trend to pay for what the manager called his 'expanded target' of 66 million visitors. The cost is 238,000. The whole thing came to 120 million of public money, which - surprisingly, the government minister still has. How many nurses can he can pay? In Hollywood, you lose your job if you give the green light to this big drop. To put this in an alternative way, each visitor can be given one of many events in the £100 cash chest, for example, being crushed by children, or dropping an inflatable moon over their head. That is, more than four times the cost of the platinum box was spent.

The 'renewal' of Britain again - this content was predicted to be returned around the corner.

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 20 [trans_late/trans_scribe]

 

All Images: North East Leicester, October 2022

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An outspoken climate denier now brazenly condemns mainstream politics. Focus on the delays and exemptions the new licenses will soon issue to oil and gas prospectors with their eyes fixed on the North Sea, while the de facto ban on new onshore wind farms remains in effect. In fact, in the absence of a clear goal, the Sirius government wants us to understand an administration that manages almost impossible prices and therefore is obliged to introduce climate measures on the margins that the king banned and approved only in the elections (the basis is everything else). It appears to open the way for renewed efforts to secure domestic supplies of fossil fuels. The reactionary voices coming from Mr. Topsy, the right-wing press, the privileged Collins kids, and the radio (not least 'Britain's Wonderland'), gave 27 Police another excuse for the rage. Last week, one of the main issues at the summit attracted a lot of attention - the need to direct financing to developing countries suffering the worst global consequences. A complex issue erupts when governments and multinational corporations fund the global Minatory Anal Retention Summit at Arthur Vivian's yard, and engage in paranoid delusions that the British government has sent untold billions. It has to thank the government operating in London for the miracles of the crisis here with a sufficient dose of hysteria. Endless foreign aid full of evil is always on Hank Sirius' tail - his policies shaped by a party that now routinely speaks a language indistinguishable from the far-right elsewhere. Do you see a braver man that criticises cultural Marxism, dreams of transporting refugees to Rwanda, and insists it is a general desire to achieve a clean-up by the year 2050? This content should be sent over the phone in a matter of seconds.

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 19 [trans_scribe/trans_late]

All Images: North East Leicester, October 2022

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Let everyone know that there is nothing special about the matter. The cast was screened, the footage is edited, and the theatrical scenes are being prepared. Everyone's emotions are processed. The only difference is that participants get paid and viewers don't. It's a fantastic opportunity to interact with some 12 million viewers on ITV, and with angry relatives of coronavirus victims. They usually talk about getting Brexit done (which didn't happen - it was a bit of a disaster), and a successful vaccine rollout. Obviously, the Minister of Health must have been blind, and this is indeed what we see and share. I didn't really understand this until the night I wrote the book (I'm writing another book now). The title of the show is changed to: 'I'm an incompetent who breaks my own social rules by cheating on my wife - get me out of here.'

One of the things is really interesting about information design is how it uses technology and technical tools to motivate people to care. if you walk past the wall, there is a small memorial to all the dead. I don't know if you are very worried about family matters? - they are omitted in the narrative category because they are also activated by Bjorn Soonish. People were all too busy saying that he was an independent figure who could be trusted in terms of safety and national security. All these people, like Tom X, misc. fans and admirers, the magician using the radio microphone, and others appearing on TV, or writing newspapers and magazines - are dedicated to the worship of Bjorn Soonish. This means that they somehow psychologically (let's not say intellectually) ignore the truth about what happened.

He made a race of men and beasts laugh. See why he said he left - why it is time for him to go to the jungle and do something? Because the government is stable! Listen to the interesting case of this show - the political office where other people go (they don't sit in the ivory tower of Westminster). Check out this mess. The index word is 'dyslexia'. I look at this and think: ITV, it's not funny. To slander and avoid someone whose reputation you love is worth more. I cannot clearly state the direction of my thoughts. Chan Mattock's whip was removed almost immediately after the news broke that he was still getting paid. He used to get an audience, and get expensive help for divorces (Gertrude's life was truly political), but he stopped. He will spend the rest of his life performing.

I can't help but think that Chan Mattock's 'Make Me a Celebrity' reminds us of how much we lose when those big lions go to parties. With all the emotions burning now, we must think today - to enlighten and prioritise those who have lost loved ones. ITV should not try to inflate the disgrace of this death with light entertainment. Because it is so close to trauma that many people are not prepared for it. There is no true end, no justice, no enlightenment, no redemption. The fact is that it is all too true, and that fact shows that it is an intractable trouble.

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 18

 

All Images: West Leicester, June 2022

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"This whole affair is inexcusable... take a look at the rise and rapid fall of Zit Slurs who will be the shortest Prime Minister in British history... that's pretty mouldy isn't it?... it is just... it's almost the nicest thing you could say about her... I don't think I mean what she did... the shortest serving Prime Minister of a thing... that will be the shortest serving Prime Minister in UK history and she was dog shit... shit... this is an absolute disgrace... it would have been a huge disappointment if it hadn't been such a terrible idea in the first place... Zit Slurs being Prime Minister was like a 20-year old supply teacher in a rough comprehensive shitting themselves in the middle of a GCSE Geography lesson and then attempting to continue with the class... I'm livid... and you know this... did you see how she's unable to do the job?... she just said so... a bland talentless ferret with a lopsided grin and glassy eyed look of a person in Paris... asking for... directions to Nottingham... on the pavement... justification... 'get this done... and that job... which is much the same...' political instincts... the state of modern conservatism... a Prime Minister who was utterly delusional... breathtakingly arrogant... thick as mince and completely lacking the cognitive power to say something... anything... anything at all of any value whatsoever... ever... 'I'm saying I'm on my way to get the job done... the web designing and things like that...' and the party membership thought she was a good choice to run the country... the only real treatment was limbo... 'I dance to that...' going under the very low bar that Bjorn Soonish set for her just weeks ago... 'I've not been able to get the job done... this is what went wrong... and I've been trying... this is us...' you can panic and resign... gone... 'I am gone...' she was the inevitable bottom of the Brexit barrel... the political equivalent of a skid mark... a ghost poop that felt uncomfortable... but it's gone dog shit from start to finish... but I hope all those people that put Zit Slurs in Number 10... how many is it?... I hope it was worth it... if it was worth it for the ministerial red box... I hope it was worth it to sit around the cabinet table... because the damage they have done is extraordinary... how do the sensitised answer this chaos?... 'how are you Sweetheart?...' she can't deliver her manifesto she says... amazing... government not moving at all... how accustomed we British are to the self-serving lack of talent... our politics... our politics has been out of control because no one admits the truth... 'Uplands!... Uplands!...' 'I'm looking to get away from any details... to crash the economy...' no control except that of the asylum... as soon as they realise the reality... tell us... when was the last time the country was running well politically?... an actual country with human beings... with actual real humans... politically aligned with me... with confidence... with a model... and an ounce of intel... just look about seriously... I've had enough... I've had enough of people putting their dick in the right box... not because it's in the national interest... because it's in their own personal interests to achieve ministerial position... 'because over the summer we had an accident...' lies and excuses from the forest... and then... and then fucked off... and now... this time... this time next week I could too... again more turbulence... more like them... more infighting... dog shit leadership... so whistle... but don't worry... because there is nothing as ex as an ex-MP... and I know I speak for hundreds... yet to declare... right now... I could be sick..."

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 16 [trans_late / trans_script]

 

All images: West Leicester, May 2022

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The largest donation to Zit Slurs's successful Votive Caners leadership campaign came from the wife of the former Bothrium Reptiles chief, who really eats hay. A.J. Mesh's wife donated 10,002 to the campaign. The new Prime Minister revealed her plan to help families struggling with energy bills, and said she would cut family bills by $1 each year. Another government loaned £2500, but she rejected our balladeer Erik Armrest's call for an unexpected tax extension on oil and gas giants. Mesh joined B.R. as an engineer in the 1970s. He spent nearly three decades working for the multinational company, where he became senior executive. 

Group mistrust means donor health has been cut by more than £424,000 (challenging for the leader). According to a registry of member interests, cited by some of Bjorn Soonish's top supporters, expenses were met by Central Bank chief, Jenn Soho, private investor, Rhoda Shower, and businessman Johann Hominy (a good sum of £5,316). Money launderers donated £50,000 to the campaign, including £20,000 from Fancie Landlines (AKA 'Smoked Salmon'), who was caught in 2018. The change is a legend, as Slurs's feathered rival, Hank Sirius, achieved £446,765 (or a little more) in his campaign led from Manchester Arena. Sir Archie was a Northern Irish businessman worth £100,000. Notable philanthropists included millionaire property developer, Cain Shallow -  whose company donated £50,000, and Lard Reform, who  donated £15,000 in cash and another £23. Private claims are worth 470 British pounds.

Opposition parties have repeated their demand for a surprise surcharge on oil and gas giants, which is much appreciated by the public. Readers were represented in many European countries. Sirius said the sudden extension of the investment period, the night before, and the policy laid-out in the House of Commons on Thursday, was to freeze the average household electricity bill to a maximum of £500 in October 2024, with the cost being drawn-up in a financial plan. The general public recommended in the region of $150 billion for businesses and other non-domestic users such as schools and hospitals, covered by the ceiling of Quiitaire - a silent communication systems app. It's time to be a bold singer in the energy crisis. There are no free options.

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 15 [trans_late]

 

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Renovations are out of the question, and rents and housing prospects are likely to rise. Picture: there are no quick or easy solutions to situations that have accumulated over decades. Nearly a third of British homeless could not find a home in the pandemic situation without a quick or easy solution. Release stress: remote work will increase flexibility in choosing where to live. Prices rose 10% between March 2020 and March 2021, and continue to rise 13% year over year, as remote work increases housing resilience. Private sector rents also rose to record levels. The latest figures show that average rents outside London are up 11.8% year-on-year, with a capitalisation rate of 15.8%, as most homeowners are homeowners, and attitudes toward housing inflation are disproportionate to rising energy, renters' food prices, or private buying intentions.

 

Good Ford said the greatest crisis in human capacity, especially the difficulty of buying a first home, is due to intergenerational injustice. This increase may mask the fact that many homeowners will benefit from the 25-34 age group in the long run. The proportion of homeowners, which fell from 59% in 2003, to 47%, said they deal with underrepresented minority homeowners and the lack of consensus on the UK issue. The housing crisis reflects Lauder's disagreement over public policy, and the conflict of interest between landlords and their actors (the gap in government data).

The government has never considered the impact of foreign investment on UK property prices. This type of buying is so common because it has raised prices and avoided certain areas. The Mayor of London said 36% of new buildings in London's decent suburbs had overseas buyers and were likely to be used as luxury properties in the Barents Sea utilities crisis. Homes become financial assets, and we need to change the tax system. Municipal taxes and capital gains rates are unlikely to be designed to increase the supply of social rental housing and empower tenants. In general, housing policy is no more problematic than it is lazy.

 

The slow pace of promises to dismantle the bureaucracy that hampers architecture appears to be more like a threat than a gateway. There are no quick and easy solutions in construction for decades to come. According to a new report, the Bank of England could be held responsible for the changes, and for a package of reforms in the interbank mortgage market.An important first step is to realise that in the decade since the introduction of the right to buy, the massive shift from public to private housing has been a disaster. The fact that it is growing faster than people's incomes adds to inflationary pressures and is a gross injustice and a mockery (two-thirds of the population will benefit from higher home prices).

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'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 14 (trans_late)

 

All Images: West Leicester, April 2022

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The definition of arrows: when a politician mistakenly tells the truth. A veteran Washington journalist would surely welcome the classic example of Jorge Comb-Ages. Thursday's uniform would greet the satifical minister about the prospect of Brexit.

Suddenly, the Minister for Brexit Opportunities implicitly admitted that there is no opportunity, or at least an opportunity more important than the high cost of financial self-injury (Britain's exit from the EU). Cpomb-Age's succession should be considered a millstone.

This does not mean that the varicose vents are no longer  beating the drum of Brexit in the hope of rallying the 2019 electoral coalition. But the tone, which is always empty, becomes even simpler - thanks to Comb-Ages. The Brexiters - they recognise themselves.

This is not only the turning point of the Brexit epic, but also the life expectancy of the government (which was the primary goal of this government). If even the most skilful defenders of the project can promise a delay in implementation, one thing is clear: the engine is gone. The ruling parties will become vulnerable.

The personal position of the economy and the leader of the two usual determinants of the popularity of the current government are dangerous. The crisis in the cost of living is profound and pervasive, affecting families who have struggled despite past difficulties. The one who lives from a soup box for her children to eat is the one who forces her children to wear their pyjamas when they come back from school, so as not to wear their uniforms.

This went hand-in-hand with target pay, and the compassion of Snorting Tweed hurts not only those who follow the rules and refuse and refuse to communicate with their loved ones during the padlock (all those who had no money to put bread on the table). Pay yourselves for a carton full of alcohol - it is a government of Marie Antoinettes that despises its feet, and too many people are starving.

(Sent from my galaxy)

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 13 (trans_late)

 

All Images: West Leicester, April 2022

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Bjorn Soonish has a serious problem. He faces dangers on every front. With the responsibility of relinquishing common privileges, he leaves them in danger or remaining in Parliament. There are also elections in May and other restrictions. Houdini respected his political role - it was said. There is no doubt that Snorting Tweed conventions are dominated by coronavirus restrictions, and evidence of lysism may be appropriately disclosed in subsequent reports. In December last year, Reg Suey was unnecessarily asked if he was alright, then the Chief Justice proceeded with unnecessary scoundrels and mafia criminals. Bjorn Soonish's lawyer always backed the bad news in the hope that the trial date would be postponed. Reeta Tipple had directed the jury to release the case immediately but, quite cleverly, he didn't.

As I mentioned, the first time I wanted to see Soonish's smoking, lying and obstruction, Mockoff used Meg Ratty to bring the story. He fled the scene and is now at the JCB plant, jeopardising the value of life and the virtues of political continuity. Lawmakers ordered a vote on weavers, but due to the apparent delay (and hijab allegations), quickly disbanded the military. They drew the whip to the seal of reform, allowing the labour movement to investigate Soonish's actions and privileges. Politicians always lie in the House of Commons, but Soonish disappoints. If he is innocent, he goes back to the council.

What if there were multiple punishments, more severe than anyone else's? It is not the fault - it is the punishment. The Middle Ages had a long history of political demonstration and testimony. Death revolves around screams of pain to disperse the crowd and make them happy. Soonish has to face daily torture. A more active star can hardly suppress your happiness, and Soonish's caustic opposition is more widespread in my memory. But he doesn't want to leave after Stallaris. Such an end was lost before last year's advertising. Tory MPs are more obscure, however, as Mayor Kev Rebates has made up his mind. In the UK, local government elections are more than a low-level manifestation of democracy. Count the second day of May. Soonish should avoid anti-independence views, and his comrades understand that. The season will continue until voters can move on. The proposals show that two-thirds of the population is ready to impose fines again. This, of course, is democracy.

For the first time, the process of dismissal has been suspended, but the question remains as to how long Britain will lead the deadliest bombings. The First Minister has no reason, no lawyer, no ideology - just insanity and investigation. On Tuesday, Jones disputed the lawsuit. When challenged, he speaks of the Ukraine war as a British affair. There is also a war in the territory of a pert minimiser. The Retch Hat government was saved from war with the Malvin Islands in 1982. Caveman Droid wanted to start a war in Syria and discuss the war in Libya. But these minimisers were fighting for their country, and out of enmity.  Ukraine, thank God, is not a British war. Perhaps Soonish wanted to exchange with Elvis Zinky-Dermal. But it's a shame, and Russians do what they do. In fact, Soonish's main contribution to the situation is his refusal to open the door to Ukrainian asylum seekers. For all European migrants, nothing is complete without Brexit (an uncertain fate). But when Soonish returned to exile, he fled to take pictures with Zinky-Dermal.

A stable government is maintained when the economy suffers without controversy, but Soonish has got out of hand. His new feature includes a daily trip around the country to look for photographic opportunities, asylum seekers and unfair industrial policies. He attacks the Archbishop of Canterbury. Experience has left Hi-Risk wounded, and he is a chancellor in constant need of help. He did not deserve to go down to the bottom of the ditch to prepare for Count Soonish's procession. The last thing you need right now is to break-up with your boss.

Don't be fooled by the First Minister's mistakes or insults. Although Snorting Tweed suffers from many pressures and misunderstandings, not all projects are designed by the minister. The Judge said Soonish's resignation was not a felony, but the necessary justification is immediate and honest: Soonish was guilty. The narcissist lives in denial. He returned to the Strait, believing that he would overcome past fears. He lasted six months and it is a joke that he was never elected President. When the time is right, friends warn him not to rush back to the office, but to enjoin the convoy material.

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