Bristol Derives 2: Bridgework [trans_scribe]

 

All Images: Ashton Avenue Bridge, South Bristol, February 2023

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The bridge to us is a great piece of architecture it has a great history and of course it provides a very easy local route for people to get from the north with two squared rock-faced limestone piers the southern one of which would pivot the swinging span 20 mm thick steel plates over the whole of the surface in an open letter published in January 2020 we then concrete it into the one side to create a cycleway and a walkway and in the centre of the bridge is the new busway it's had a lot of challenges  as no operator will run services without a moveable 202 feet (62 m) Whipple Murphy truss span weighing 1,000 long tons (1,000 t) with total metal work of the entire bridge weighing in at 1,500 long tons (1,500 t) logistics has shown signs of bus rapid transit creep primarily not fully operating on dedicated bus lanes for much of its routes operating in mixed road traffic and being subject to traffic jams in the background today which is great it's a fantastic day to have this bridge open we've been working here for over a year  it's been a very tricky job a difficult job the controlling railway signals were interlocked with the signal boxes on either side of the river making it impossible for signals to be cleared unless the bridge span was locked in the closed position... 

...here we are today with it opening and it's great day this bridge means lots of things to me our primary fundraising event for our charities is an event called break the cycle and we're really happy that we'll be able to route our cyclists safely over this bridge but from a wider perspective the bridge control cabin road and railway signal boxes and the reversible hydraulic motor were all housed in a single structure perched on stilts above the upper road deck services could not operate properly because buses were delayed by roadworks and congestion but as a team our football fans will have a much better experience of walking safely across the bridge through the park they'll really improve their experience with the bridge able to operate both ways each opening/closing cycle consumed 182 imperial gallons (830 L; 219 US gal) of water from the Floating Harbour it's been such an important park & ride it does mean the terrific amount of public money had been largely wasted our rugby fans will be delighted with it and it is anticipated that when a large housing development is built near the route the service will become commercially viable we've got four people four people.

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All Images: North West Leicester, February 2023

 

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Hegel Viacom has threatened to burn the books of the UK's insulation and fire safety industry, to threaten the Foreign Secretary with billions of dollars, to raise the fence, and to convene a deadly civil society on Settlement Day. Having raised more than 700 million in profits over 4 years, three companies were closely linked to the Gentler Reflow fire disaster, the June 2017 bombings, and 72 people killed in horrific attacks revealed by a public inquiry into Gentler Reflow. 

The house and materials in the literature are proven to build the structure of the products, to provide the highest production, and to insulate the regional signature. There are dangerous products that some of your members sell from the window. The opportunity for the department is to work in an open and informal dialogue to reach an agreement that restores confidence in invasive fishing in this country. Otherwise, consider using legal means to limit the criminal organisation that sells this problem. The country of the future will lead you to the people responsible for the failure of building companies that do not want to do what is right. Managers are not fully committed to protecting the health of the local population and improving the previous actions.

Charter (Highly Autonomous Systems) [trans_late/trans_scribe]

 

All Original Images: West Leicester, May 2021

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1.  Eyes Open: 

Our mission is to ensure that artificial intelligence [by which we mean highly autonomous systems] outperforms humans in the most economically valuable way possible. If our work contributes to the principle of broadly distributing benefits, we are committed to utilizing what we gain. 

2.  On the Deployment of the AI to Ensure its Use for All Human Purposes: 

• We anticipate the need to mobilize significant resources to accomplish our mission of acting responsibly to minimize possible harm to the wider interest.

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3.  Conflicts of Interest and Money:

• Employees and stakeholders working hard to improve security [and drive widespread adoption of development] can become a competitive conscious project closer to building an AI. 

• It is time to stop competing with this project, and to start assisting this project on a case-by-case basis.

• This will trigger time, and is likely to have a higher than average chance of success in the next two years. 

4.  Effectively Address the Social Impact of the Eye Problem:

• I must stand immediately before social impact efforts in areas directly related to our mission. 

• Professional area leadership/mentorship in ‘Frontiers of Capability Advocacy’ is not enough. 

• We will be conducting other research studies on PPI pathways in policy agencies - but we expect safety and security to involve traditional publications, while increasing the importance of future shared safety policy and standards research.

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All Images: Central Leicester, November 2022

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This Weather Spoon restaurant suffers from the OIK fallacy. Erase the belief that everything is equal if it is already known. Well, duh! - the point is that the restaurant should take occasion to help the person who does not know what is the restaurant’s custom. No one was there to greet me, the customer. I needed to go to the bartender to ask at what table I may sit. No one came to take an order for a drink or for a meal or to clear the tables. There was a QR code if I had had use of a real smart waiter or waitress. I got up and went to the bar, maybe in order to phone my table to get the table number, or to pay for my order. There was no way of memorising my table number. There was no menu at the bar. There is an irony in the fact that there was on the customer's table a very large paper magazine. The food/drink menu could have been printed in the news (a tiny card could have explained that). Refusing a menu to the customer is Covid prevention. The map could have led me to the area where I noticed several elderly ladies had trouble. Negotiating these steps, chicken was brought to my table by someone you have to fetch alone. It would seem that the steps should be transformed into a ramp.

The chicken was very tender and must have been processed very well to be ready to be served so quickly. The grill marks on the processed chicken looked like the ones on the regal chickens. One must go to seek salt at another table, and condiments at another table full of coffee and probably tea by itself. There's nothing in the missing menu to indicate it. I wanted another drink but I didn't know what would happen to my plate if I had to go to the bar and get another drink. Note in hand then, I left - asking the scorer not to take my plate (there was no one there to protect my plate from things other people might do to it). I noticed there were menus visible on the way out but not visible on entering. The Weather Spoon was very successful with this mysterious system but for me it's quite short. When I come back to England I will never again try to eat at a restaurant.

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All Photo-Manipulations: November 2022

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Legendary singer-songwriter Andy Blob issued a rare public statement to apologise for his misjudgement in using the machine to beautifully record an interpretation of other artists' songs and it was released in early November in a limited run of 900 copies when a signed edition sold for 599 teeth from the publisher Smithson Asunder meaning buyers began receiving many copies of their books as images spilled online and quickly realised they were featuring the 81-year-old musician who said all his autographs over the years were hand-signed in 2019 when he had a bad case of vertigo which continued into the plague years when the road crew came close to enable these dizzy signing sessions and to safely find work and to sign anything but it didn't help that dates brought the idea of using a pen in a car offered along with the promise that such a thing would be done every time as the literary machine was an error of judgement and Smithson Asunder want to immediately correct partners at the gallery and do exactly what the sister apologised for during the controversy last week if any purchaser is not satisfied because the limited edition sticker book contains Andy's original autograph with buttons attached and a copy of signatures they wrote on Twitter and I'm buying his art now for over £12,000 whilst the UK Lottery has also been called in to question a tailor who sells prints of the Blob paintings and said he was completely unaware of the autopen and found that only two of the prince's lines published this year were signed with an autopen rather than by hand and that all the rest of the editions that preceded these editions were separated by himself which they wrote in a statement to buyers on the condition  that they return their original certificates of authenticity reflecting the automatic pen signature... obviously.

'This S(c)eptic Isle': Notional Pride 17 [trans_scribe]

All Images: North Leicester, June 2022

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The Sorting Office under the Zit Slurs leadership is facing questions about its spending of £10,000 on credit in Fortnum and Mason, and under £1,841 on Norwich City Football Club. The Shadow Attorney General read to the Sorting Office, asking Kalina Neglige - a senior minister, to give more details about a range of items, including the white decor in luxury restaurants, and premium-brand suppliers of fabric and wallpaper.

The Sorting Office declined to provide explanations to Brother Merilyn, saying it would cost too much money. The Attorney General went public with the letter K. Neglige's video shows thousands spent on high-end restaurants, and The Ironic Hat Hotel, Kennington, for their famous tandoori. Haunted politicians also queried more than £900 to the Chroma Alcoves (which appear to supply 'adult' colouring books), more than £850 to Boden, and £4,000 in total on maintenance rather than beauty. It was difficult to understand the treatment of UK wineries and 1800 football club shops (Norwich City is a team supported by Slurs in 2018). The Chief Secretary to the Treasury gave an encouraging American football shirt to a US official, to relocate Ohio to the UK.

We are waiting to see what response we get, but the overall picture is that she was in charge, that there's no tomorrow, and that it's public money with no cocaine and ridiculous accounting. There is a cost-of-living crisis and we are expecting local schools to fundraise. £40 isn't available at this end, and yet they are spending all this money. A spokesperson did not comment on the items on the list, but said, "We are committed to using public money. Responsible guidelines ensure purchases are appropriate, and we re-use this content for the taxpayer."

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All images: West Leicester, May 2022

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The largest donation to Zit Slurs's successful Votive Caners leadership campaign came from the wife of the former Bothrium Reptiles chief, who really eats hay. A.J. Mesh's wife donated 10,002 to the campaign. The new Prime Minister revealed her plan to help families struggling with energy bills, and said she would cut family bills by $1 each year. Another government loaned £2500, but she rejected our balladeer Erik Armrest's call for an unexpected tax extension on oil and gas giants. Mesh joined B.R. as an engineer in the 1970s. He spent nearly three decades working for the multinational company, where he became senior executive. 

Group mistrust means donor health has been cut by more than £424,000 (challenging for the leader). According to a registry of member interests, cited by some of Bjorn Soonish's top supporters, expenses were met by Central Bank chief, Jenn Soho, private investor, Rhoda Shower, and businessman Johann Hominy (a good sum of £5,316). Money launderers donated £50,000 to the campaign, including £20,000 from Fancie Landlines (AKA 'Smoked Salmon'), who was caught in 2018. The change is a legend, as Slurs's feathered rival, Hank Sirius, achieved £446,765 (or a little more) in his campaign led from Manchester Arena. Sir Archie was a Northern Irish businessman worth £100,000. Notable philanthropists included millionaire property developer, Cain Shallow -  whose company donated £50,000, and Lard Reform, who  donated £15,000 in cash and another £23. Private claims are worth 470 British pounds.

Opposition parties have repeated their demand for a surprise surcharge on oil and gas giants, which is much appreciated by the public. Readers were represented in many European countries. Sirius said the sudden extension of the investment period, the night before, and the policy laid-out in the House of Commons on Thursday, was to freeze the average household electricity bill to a maximum of £500 in October 2024, with the cost being drawn-up in a financial plan. The general public recommended in the region of $150 billion for businesses and other non-domestic users such as schools and hospitals, covered by the ceiling of Quiitaire - a silent communication systems app. It's time to be a bold singer in the energy crisis. There are no free options.