What Are The Top Reasons To Relocate To Milton Keynes? [trans_scribe / re_configure/re_develop]

 

All Images: Central Milton Keynes, March 2024

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Thou shalt go it might be frightening to relocate especially if you have no friends or family advantages in the new location mind during your reallocation Milton Keynes provides so many it's important to know some of the best reasons to relocate fortunately for us all Milton Keynes is a great location for families we got excited everything started going in boxes families relocating to Milton Keynes will discover that it is among the best places in the UK live playgrounds for the kids and recreational facilities including people and traffic at different grades gyms swimming pools and skate parks and 106 roundabouts in fact Trouble Advisor voted Milton Keynes as Britain's most entertaining town for 2017 we've maybe another 200 or thousand to come two excellent career possibilities in Milton Keynes Milton Keynes is home to numerous well-known corruption kings businesses that operated a variety of industries including ID production pharmaceuticals and warehouse services to name but three curly-wurlies Britain with all of these fantastic employment options the city of Milton Keynes is excellent for first-time buyers the quality of the homes is also reasonably priced in addition to their size chances for those looking to invest in real estate MK was one of the top cities predicted to have a spike in housing prices over the following few years according to a half-axe study which also identified areas with room for expansion it gave us something unique and it was so unique and it was so special Milton Keynes offers all you need for contemporary living including substantial public transportation connections and easy access to London that's how special Milton Keynes is and I say this with a completely straight face young professionals and families wanting to offer their children the greatest starting life relocate to Milton Keynes after all it is also being ranked among the top 10 places in Britain for raising children educational institutions and medical facilities that are located here only increased its lower facilities including sports venues such as the Notional Hockey Stadium in Milton Keynes Sports Centre are the perfect destination for all types of sports enthusiasts with 22 million trees planted nearby you either love it or hate it completely it's easy to get around both are great ways to explore the area each with educational disciplines teachers and cutting edge training programs you'll find it here universities and colleges education so if you're still studying you might find what you're looking for here I think it's the greatest city on earth I really do website design or attracting new clients please feel free to contact us websites for small companies and startups for free consultations and quotes that is our legacy and it's so great to be associated with it please click on the link below my kind of town.

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Has The Cycling Industry Lost Its Way? [trans_scribe]

 

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Elite professional cyclists are often held up on a metaphorical and literal pedestal as an example of what all cyclists should do basically if the pros do it so should you however I'm gonna go counter that flow and give you three reasons why you shouldn't do what the pros do why are you tearing the bike community apart why and to be clear this isn't a knock against pro-cyclists or people that light that kind of writing I'm just simply staying that one particular style of writing shouldn't be the default lens through which we look at all of cycling the first reason you shouldn't do what a pro-cyclist does is they basically have different goals theirs is to compete in when races and bring home a pay cheque and make their sponsors happy and if that isn't your goal then you should probably take what they do with a grain of salt if your goal is to drop your kids off at school pick up some groceries go on a long and lazy meandering tour then it goes without saying you don't need to emulate what they're doing you don't need a carbon fibre bike you don't need to wear some crazy arrow helmet or a skin suit a lot of that is an unnecessary expense that's not going to benefit most cyclists and if anything it just acts as a barrier furthermore advice in training videos that information is great if you want to race and want to participate in that kind of writing but it shouldn't be the received wisdom for all people on the bike if your goal is to just ride around riding a bike shouldn't be like school where you work your way up to some kind of vague ideal and you graduate to a real cyclist and they give you an arrow helmet and clipless pedals just like how everyone who drives a car doesn't aspire to be an F1 racer to be a real driver some people just drive to get around to move their kids to do daily tasks this dovetails into another reason why you shouldn't do what the pros do in particular using the same equipment pro cyclists are train athletes that way like next to nothing they’re super flexible and what suits them so they can accomplish their goals doesn't make sense for a lot of people so don't feel that pressure to slam that stem right on super narrow high pressure tires unfortunately today you know most road bikes are actually road racing bikes or pretend racing bikes again to use the car analogy a lot of people are looking for an event or that affordable you know bare bones pickup truck to do tasks but most bike shops when you walk in there they're basically selling you know the equivalent of Formula One cars or Formula One car light give me a bike with a comfortable ride with tyres that aren't optimised just to go around a closed circuit track and whatever the bike equivalent of cupholders is that might be brazen for adventure nipples more cup holders and more better and the last reason why you shouldn't do what the pros do is because it's their job and it's not yours you don't want to turn something fun into a job do you just like any job cycling has a uniform and tools to accomplish that very specific task aero clothing and funny hats make sense in that context but if it's not your job and your pay cheque doesn't rely on your your cycling performance then don't worry about it again not knocking anyone that does this kind of writing or enjoys this kind of writing or wants to do this kind of writing but there is a big wide world of people that ride their bikes or want to get into cycling that are just kind of put-off and intimidated by this constant messaging it's a way we're able to keep the lights on quite literally you know we're not sponsored by any big cycling brands if you appreciate this independent voice.

Original Images: West Leicester, March 2024

Bristol Derives 1: Basin/'Getting In Is The Easy Part' [trans_scribe/trans_late]

 

All Photo-Manipulations: April 2023

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Bristol needs to build more places to live the big question of course is where not in the current scheme of things on a delicious green field know what the fuck planners like are brownfield sites Brunelz bridge overlooked by the expensive properties of Clifton and hot wells so thanks dat shitz found just dat the area ta be known as da Western Harbor Stallions it's always been called Basin...

All Original Images: Cumberland Basin & Surrounding Area, Bristol, April 2023

...what is a brownfield site well shiiit according to the urban planning definition its land which has been previously developed but is not currently in use Bristol’s Floating Harbor shipping moves in and out of the harbour through these locks whilst the Avon is diverted along the New Cut waterway constructed to take the title river through South and East Bristol dat shitz a place dat can wit' very high tides be prone ta floodin' forgetting in & out of Bristol an area full of structures reflecting the city's maritime heritage...

...Ballard has listed building status but dat shitz not just a collection o' old relics from da past dat shit has itz own community people live here what has the City Council proposed for this area at the moment nothing for certain call a visioning report which is full of thoughts and aspirations what the fuck who the fuck... 

...the area's 1960s road network needs major and very expensive refurbishment heavy traffic techniques toll on the mainly elevated reinforced concrete structure piles ta da 1965 Plymouth Soul Swing Bridge which doesn't quite operate at the speed da traffic accused when it opens for shipping probably which it did dat shitz been suggested that before tens of millions of pounds is spent why not see if the current road layout in the area is still fit for purpose the riverside garden centre was initially rather concerned as there was a thought to put a new dual carriageway right through the middle o' dat shit... 

...and should a new bridge be built in a different place further down the even gorge but if that happens could classic view and housing land here be used for the construction of new homes and businesses what about the three former tobacco bonded warehouses which dominate the area what the fuck part could they play in all dis... 

...how tha fuck does dat shit all tie in wit' da cityz plans to encourage people to use public transport and cycle and walk more and what about its cleaner air objectives the public and interest groups have given their muthafuckin' opinions on Bristol City Council’s initial vision n' a masta plan fo' what the fuckz ta be proposed this unique and historic area is to be worked on between the end of 2022 and the spring of 2024 so many questions with as yet no answers…

The City Stares At The Sun [trans_late / trans_scribe]

All Original Images, North Leicester, October 2022

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It starts with nihilism, which is a philosophy that life has no meaning and the world is here for no reason. Do some dancing. Love is going incredibly low tonight, so  make-up. Suddenly existentialism is trending. The main idea is: ‘Okay, maybe we are here for no good reasons, and the world isn’t interested'. It has no absolute purpose. But it's kinda meaty, because it means you don't have chains that belong to a god, or to a king. First of all you hear no one comes to the rescue, and above all - no one is really responsible. And it's hard to empathise today. Have you looked around where real people are billionaires? You don't see happy politicians anymore - they don't look corrupt at all. Personally, I wouldn't take any life advice from someone disguised as a bit of a tit. No person can understand another. It’s not something you do but something you don’t do. Albert has other ideas about tuberculosis. He accepts certain diagnoses of existentialism, but he does not accept medicine that remains free. But then what? The real problem is we're less university machine and more sexy, sexy ass. it seems we'll be happy all the time anyway now. It doesn't matter now that ‘four clicks’ on this may be only three. Be available. Ask in decline. In the end - please get to a safe place (that I don't believe in).

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One day, one percent watermelon, eighteen important life decisions - and our acceptance in the heart of the sea of facts is probably the best PR in this river of pap. But I live against the absurdity of ‘better’ within a free and unfree world. Your act is an act of rebellion. And such is the paradox, that I don't understand being able to drop the number four, or my teenage terror of asking the ask-for-nothing dad - found isolated and frozen on the ice. Thinking about the same questions, physics and biology have failed the history of God knows what else. I expect this is how we live - how we live it. Don't respond by being too friendly with passion and freedom, but do create hope in the soul. The revolution is rebelling against the cruelty and strangeness of existence itself. Maybe nothing lasts, and I just don't get it. Surgery never ends. If you think you're an empty mandarin, there's no idea of freedom - it's rubbing against alien experiments and magic. 

We’re living inside a paradox, and we're still doing the dishes - knowing we may never know what was and what's going on anyway. That's not the absence of fear - courage is the mastery of fear. It's telling yourself: ‘Nothing really scares me - I thought I'd go before, and I didn’t.’ But that's not the answer to life's mysteries - of why bad things happen, when the universe came and we survived. Just ask the question: ‘Oh my god, what if we didn't have the definitive explanations - if we never saw the big picture - if we spent everything in living and never knowing what that was about.’ And the answer to that is a beautiful coffin, on a beautiful day. We're alive in an unprecedentedly strange and wonderful way, whether fully explained or not. Let’s have a beer.